Phone rings....
Darrell: West Coast....
Caller: Do you have cigars?
Darrell: Yes Sir, we do!
Caller: Do you have boxes of Peach Optimos?
Darrell: No, I'm sorry we don't carry Peach Optimos.
Caller: Swishers?
Darrell: Sorry, no Swishers either.
Caller: Well what kind of cigars do you have then?
Darrell: Just premium stuff, no Optimos, Blunts, Swishers.
Caller: Well YOUR SHOP IS GAY!!!!!!!!!
Phone goes quiet.
What's wrong with people?
