Thanks everyone.
Looks like Perry's cookies are on backorder for awhile. Fortunately the Heath Bar pieces and chocolate chips were not injured. All the bacon is safe, too, Matt. I thank God for that.
Paul, I'd laugh, but the mess is incredible. I'm not mad, but DAYUM.
I'm going to be cleaning for another couple hours and it's going to take me a week to do all the construction involved in making this right again.
I gotta admit I'm pretty stoked about the possibility of a dishwasher.
I hate washing these damned dishes. It's the bane of my existance.