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I was out of matches, butane, Bic, etc. I went pryo-style:

Got a piece of cardboard and put it on the stove (electric at that). Once it caught fire I took it outside and lit the cigar (not great either; very uneven). Then I put out the cardboard with some water and threw it in the stinky.

Although dangerous & "ghetto" (as the kids would call it today); feeling like I MacGyver'd it was awesome.