If I were dying I would have to smoke a Padron 80th Maduro. Never had one and don't have one but I'm dying and I'm going to hell anyway, so I would head over to the local, Being their already closed I would throw my spare tire threw the front window and grab one. Since I am dying anyway I would sit in front of the store with the lit stogie in my mouth enjoying it waiting for the cops to arrive. When they come I would politely explain that I am dying and ask them to please allow me to enjoy my final smoke before hauling me off to jail.
I would leave $200 on the counter to pay for the window and smoke. HeyI'm dying tonight right?
