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Originally Posted by Patrick B
This guy is great. Fireland is even funnier. Check it out.
Our baby is great, super fun to party with, but I definitely don't see this turning into a long-term thing. 10:52 AM Jan 4th from web
Of course I love you! But I also love sex, and cheap Xanax. See where I'm going with this? Tijuana. Tell the kids I'll see them on Facebook.
Say, that reminds me of a little ditty—hey! Who smashed my ukulele and backup ukulele?
Superman wears a cape and underwear and everyone's all "yay" but I do it and you're like "don't ever touch my son again"? 10  2 AM Dec 2nd, 2009 from web |
funnyoneliners is a pretty good one to follow as well.