Re: Rules of a True Guy
29. If a friend calls shotgun, there is no other option than he to have shotgun, none of this double barrel laser crap.
30. If your girlfriend/wife can shoot, and has easy access to your weapons it is inadvisable to return home late one night without loudly announcing that you're home (scared the **** out of me hearing the AR being charged..)
31. Dog's do not wear costumes. Dogs may wear team jerseys. Dog's simply do not wear costumes.
32. Do not fruit the beer.
33. If your friends Girlfriend dumps him, she is off limits for 6 months. If he dumps her... jump on it.
34. While out with your wife/girlfriend you must defend her honor at all costs. If "some jerk copped a feel as she walked by" it is your duty/privilege to beat him senseless. If not, you sir, are a coward.
35. If your buddy decides to "go ugly early" and is sober enough to tell you to f*ck off when you question his judgement, let him do it, if he isn't stop him.
36. addendum to #3. Camera's are allowed but all contents thereof must remain Top Secret/No Foreign (females) but only if the entire party agrees to allow the camera.
37. If caught looking at a hot chick in a "suggestive" outfit, your answers are: "I'm glad you don't dress like that", "I swear I knew that girl back in elementary school", or "My brother used to date her"
38. If you cannot quote Sean Connery in at least 3 movies, you fail.
39. If you cannot name 3 different movies that John Wayne is in, choke yourself.
40. IF you remember your buddy's birthday, Alcohol is always an acceptable gift. (knowing your buddies brithdays is not required)
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