Little Johnny strikes again...
Little Johnny burst through the front door with a smile on his face. Surprised, his mother asked, "Why are you home from school so early?"
Johnny said, "They let me go early because I was the only one who could answer a tough question."
"Oh, really? What was the question?" his mother asked.
"'Who threw the eraser at the teacher?'"
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...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied,
Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide
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