Hmmm, life as I know it, surely not much to show of it.
I have no kids, no house, no dog, not even a lonely pet frog.
I get up early and go to work...where people tell me I'm a jerk.
To an empty apartment, I go home at night...but I'm even too scared to tun off the light.
I smoke till I choke, and drink till I stink...toilet's broke, so I go in the sink.
(Ok, not really, I made up that line, I just liked the way it rhymed)
I sit on my couch like a lazy slouch, my friends call me Oscar the Grouch.
I make less money than the bill requires, and then last week some jerk cut my tires.
I hope you laughed at my little skit....cause I'm fvcking tired of writing this chit!
I feel so creative tonight!