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Originally Posted by Cyanide

What you need to do is siphon money from one "the money" account to a secondary, less used account. Then over the length of a few weeks withdraw that money in small increments. Then, have a friend buy the cigars and pay them in cash. Then, your friend can buy some cigars himself, say that he was buying for you, give you your part, take your money, hide his own purchase within your larger purchase.

That way, you can say you had various small expenses, maybe a christmas gift in there as well, and your friend can say all the purchases for you with your money. You both get out with you cigars and no doghouse.

Sorry grammar is bad, but have to type fast before the warden comes in the room.

Holy crap, if you have to do all that to hide stuff from your wife, you need to reevaluate your marriage.