10-27-2009, 10:34 AM
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Re: EMAILS FROM AN A$$HOLE (I didn't say Ma$$hole)
Hahahahaha...
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From Me to **********@********.org:
Hey!
I live in the area and am also looking for a good time with no strings attached. I am a 37 year old man who just likes having some fun. How about you come over and we watch a movie and have some wine? You down?
Mike
From Karen ******** to Me:
Hi mike! Of course I am down for some fun  Do you have any pics of yourself?
From Karen ******** to Me:
Mike are you still there? I havent heard from you!
From Me to Karen ********:
STAY THE [PHUCK] AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND.
From Karen ******** to Me:
umm...what?
From Me to Karen ********:
YOU HEARD ME, YOU WHORE. THIS IS MIKE'S WIFE. HE DIDN'T TELL YOU HE WAS MARRIED, DID HE, YOU [PHUCKING] [SLLLUT]!
From Karen ******** to Me:
huh I swear he didn't say anything about that! I'm sorry! I won't write again!
From Me to Karen ********:
Karen,
It is Mike. What the hell did you say to my wife? She found out about us! She is packing her stuff and talking about a divorce. What did you do?!
Mike
From Karen ******** to Me:
I responded to YOUR email that's it! Maybe you shouldn't let your wife check your email! Lastly there is no "us"! I wouldn't screw around with a married man! Shame on you for cheating on your wife!
From Me to Karen ********:
Karen,
Look, I'm sorry, I should have told you about my wife. I just didn't think it was worth mentioning.
Now I managed to calm my wife down. She was willing to hear my side of the story. I told her you were an old girlfriend from high school that was still obsessed with me, and I was trying to get rid of you. She believes me, but she wants to kick your a$$. Would you be able to come over here and let my wife kick your ass? Don't worry, she doesn't hit that hard. Just pretend it hurts. I'll give you $20 if you can do this for me.
Please help me out here!
Mike
From Karen ******** to Me:
why would you tell her that!!!!! just be honest and accept what you did!! no I wont go over there to get beat up are you out of your mind????
From Me to Karen ********:
Please Karen! If she divorces me, I am screwed. I made the mistake of not signing a prenuptial agreement when we got married, and now she is talking about taking everything! She even wants to take my Plasma TV! That TV is my world. It is like a son to me. Please don't let her do this. Just come over and let her kick your a$$. Do it for me, Karen.
Mike
From Karen ******** to Me:
I'm sorry but this is not my fault at all. I can't help you.
From Me to Karen ********:
****. Well are you still down for a good time with dinner and a movie?
From Karen ******** to Me:
absolutely not.
From Me to Karen ********:
So you ruin my life, and now you won't even go out on a date with me? Thanks a lot, Karen. Next time why don't you add "WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE" next to your personal ad?
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