hola guys! yup this isn't a bash thread...I just figured the title will attract many views

Anyways how do you combat this? I still live with my parents as an 18 year old and let me tell you what! how many scare tactics can someone come up with?!

right now I'm not even aloud to smoke ma Cigars

So here is a noob..coming to the professionals..give me some ammo to throw back at them ay?