Let me think
.
Not Marilyn because he may slip me a mickey and do god knows what while I sleep.
Not Judge Judy because I complain about my "Honey-do" list as it is now. I can't imagine what her list would be like.
I've got to go with Ozzy. At least he seems harmless in his later years and every time he speaks I find myself laughing or at the very least grinning (all the while having NO clue what he said). He's the only one that seems amusing (in a "I shouldn't be laughing because this is really sad" kind of way) to me. And we all know I'm easily amused.
