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Originally Posted by icantbejon
Now I've mapped out his entire future, and I assume when he's about 23, he'll be buying me my first huge house and corvette from his signing bonus from whatever pro football team signs him in the first round. 
Can't wait for him to be born so that he can turn his back on me and be a momma's boy. |
At least you're ready for anything.
Congratulations!!