Ba-duh-bang
Late one night, a man walks into a dentist's office.
Man: "Excuse me, can you help me? I keep thinking I'm a moth!"
Dentist: "You don't need a dentist. You need a psychiatrist."
Man: "Yes, I know."
Dentist: "So why did you come in here?"
Man: "Well...the light was on..."
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...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied,
Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide
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