Redneck Medical Dictionary
Artery = The study of art
Bacteria = The abck door of a cafeteria
Barium = What you do when someone dies
Caesarean Section = A neighborhood in Rome
Cauterize = Made eye contact with her
Dilate = Live long
Hang Nail = Coat hook
Impotent = Distingquished and well known
Labor Pain = Getting hurt at work
Morbid = A higher offer
Nitrates = Cheaper than day rates
Node = Was aware of
Pelvis = A cousin of Elvis
Postoperative = Mail carrier
Recovery Room = A place to do upholstery
Seizure = A Roman emperor
Terminal Illness = Getting sick at the airport
Tumor = An additional pair
Urine = Opposite of you're out
Varicose = Nearby
Vein = Conceited
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