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sounds like you've done this before?

Originally Posted by T.G

Go for it, just air the place out afterwards.

If you think you are going to get caught, wait untill a few hours before she gets back and put something on the stove / in the oven and burn the crap out of it. Just incenerate the damn thing. Something like an entire bulb of chopped garlic (not a clove, an entire bulb) fryed in oil unitl it all burns, then, burn the oil too. Maybe even toss in a few dried jalopone chilies. Tell her you were trying to make chinese food, but you messed up. Or burn a pot full of cheap spaghetti sauce from the $1 store, maybe a few slices of toast too.