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Old 09-20-2009, 05:01 AM   #1
adampc22
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Default Reasons Why Cigars Are Better Than Sex

• You can GET cigars.
• You can safely have cigars while you are driving.
• You can make cigars last as long as you want them to.
• You can have cigars even in front of your mother.
• Two people of the same sex can have cigars without being called nasty names.
• The word "commitment" doesn't scare off cigars.
• You can have cigars on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
• You can ask a stranger for a cigar without getting your face slapped.
• With cigars there's no need to fake it.
• Cigars don't make you pregnant.
• You can have cigars at any time of the month.
• Good cigars are easy to find.
• You can have as many kinds of cigars as you can handle.
• When you have great cigars it doesn't keep your neighbours awake
• With cigars size doesn't matter. It's ALL good!
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