A day at the Museum
Two old ladies visiting a museum, get separated during their tour.
When they finally catch-up with each other, the first old lady says, "Gertrude, did you see the statue of that naked man back there?"
Gertrude replies, "Yes, I was absolutely shocked! How can they display such a thing, especially with his private parts being so large!"
"I know", says her friend, "And cold, too!"
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