Life in a Mental Hospital
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a Patient
pretending he's driving a car with his hands at 10 and 2. The nurse
asks him,"Kevin! What are you doing?"
Kevin replied, "Can't talk right now I'm driving to Newfoundland!"
The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room. The next day
the nurse enters Kevin's room just as he stopped driving his imaginary
car and she asks, "Well Kevin, how you doing?"
Kevin says "I'm exhausted. I just got into St. Johns Newfoundland and
I need some rest."
That's great," replied the nurse,"I'm glad you had a safe trip."
The nurse leaves Kevin's room and then goes across the hall into
another patients' room and finds Ed sitting on his bed masturbating
vigorously.
Very surprised she shouts, "Ed what are you doing ???
"To which Ed replies, "Shhh, I'm screwing Kevin's wife while he's in Newfoundland"
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