Go to Costco - they sell boxes of 30. Eat one for breakfast, one for lunch, and one for supper. It's the damnest thing you'll ever experience. Hell, eat 2 or 3 a few hours before you go golfing with your buddies. You'll be the hit of the day and they'll go home with a new hero. My kids see them coming out of the pantry and they start with the "oh no, not the fart bars again!"
To those who think I'm kidding...and want a good laugh!
http://www.pleasegodno.com/archives/...e-me-Fart.html