[MajorCaptSilly]

1. Whenever I break a mirror, I go to Tibet for 3 years.
2. If a calico cat crosses my path, I buy Hasbro stock.
3. If someone spells out the word "longevity" in Scrabble, I set the board on fire.
4. I don't go outside when the ice cream truck is playing "You Spin Me Around (Like a Record)"
5. If someone quotes Grover Cleveland, I throw a Teddy Ruxpin doll over my shoulder.


MCS