Re: Cincinnati Bengals
Q: What do they call a drug ring in Cincinnati?
A: A huddle.
Q: There are 4 Cincinnati Bengals in a car, who's driving?
A: The police.
Q: Why can't Chris Henry be in the Bengals huddle anymore?
A: It's a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.
It was reported today that the artificial turf in Paul Brown Stadium is being replaced because the Bengals play much better on "grass".
The Cincinnati Bengals have adopted a new "Honor System". "Yes, your Honor", "No, your Honor".
Q: How do the Bengals spend the first week of training camp?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights
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