You have NO idea....
The Army is barred from using Trademarked names....
Therefore.....
Velcro becomes "Hook-Pile Tape"
Zipper becomes "Slide Fastener"
Snaps become "Lift the dot fasteners"
Post-its become "Note Pad, Self Stick"
and the one you'll hear the most??
Tape, Universal.....aka "Duct Tape"...aka "100mph Tape"
Ya gotta love the Army's war on the English language.....