Quote:
Originally Posted by tobii3
1. Crying is blackmail.
2. Anything we said more than 12 hours ago is inadmissible in a court of law.
3. We don't complain about the seat being down. Why do they complain about it being up?
4. She has too many shoes
5. She has too many purses
6. If you don't want to hear the answer you already know, don't ask the question. (i.e. does this make me look fat?)
7. We have three emotions. Happy, Horny and Hungry. That's it.
Any more advice needed???
|
Do not forget..."Babe, you are NOT fat!"