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What happens when you put the lid down too?

Originally Posted by TanithT

So if you want to have all this AND get laid regularly, make sure that anyone you marry shares your favorite hobbies and is also cool enough to be okay with the ones you don't share.

About the toilet seat, I can't help you. Guys have no idea how distressing it is to stumble to the potty in the middle of the night, half asleep in the dark, and sit down with an unexpected splash. Separate bathrooms will solve the issue, or installing a urinal. But having my toilet set up for my anatomical configuration is a non negotiable. You're perfectly welcome to have your own toilet, but leave mine with the seat down or else. And by "or else" I mean that when I come back from the bathroom with my ass cold and disgustingly dripping because you left the seat up and didn't flush, I will sit on you. You have been warned.

I do however love fishing and hunting and cigars. I don't care much for golf but I'll happily smoke your expensive cigars while you are playing.

PS - if you fart, I'll probably light it with my torch and laugh my ass off.