After reading every single post - I must say that I have found this thread to be both entertaining and informative at the same time.
So . . . I have a few questions I have not seen answered:
01. How long have you been a Rabbi?
02. Was there some defining moment or event in your life that led you to becoming a Rabbi.
03. I love your wit and humor . . . was being a stand up comedian ever an option?
Ron