Originally Posted by smokeyandthebandit05

(801): hey, what are you doing tonight?
(646): sleeping, g'night!
(801): but i wanted to see you
(646): sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
(646): stop - you have a right hand - use it!

I cant believe I just read every text...lol fml

Originally Posted by 357

This one is pretty bad...

(817): I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.