Happy Birthday my friend!!!!!!!!!
You only turn 80 once, so have some extra Metamucil, grease the bearings on the walker, take an extra Blue pill, and go terrorize the local sheep farm!
(Blue Cheese Olive Stuffed Martinis not included, may cause lack of judgemental function and user is responsible for all incidents and marital disputes caused by failure to behave in a socially accepted manner. May require some assembly and does not include batteries, failure to follow the "Clara Mandate" may cause excessive bleeding and prolonged exposure to the doghouse, some alligator feeding required, don't forget the maple syrup.)