[note: when I saw this joke in the paper this morning, I laughed my ass off thinking Peter was involved. So in a sense, I'm not responsible for this. TMSAISTI]
Pnoon was at cooking school one day when the instructor told him to make a bean stew. "How many beans should I use?", inquired Peter. The instructor replied that he should use 239 beans. "But why 239?", inquired Peter. "Because any more would be two farty.", was the reply. Peter said, "In my book, you can never be two farty, so I'll double the beans."
