Unscrew top of head, Dump out contents ...
Replace contents with Sand, Salt Water, Whiskey and Esprit De' Corps.
Replace top of head and turn loose on an unsuspecting world....
It's been almost 26 years but God I'm thankful for what those old Salt's did for me.
Semper Fi all you current and former Devil Dogs!
Everyone else ...Sory, it's been a long hard week and the Bourbon made me do it.