Re: BEST PICK-UP LINES....ever
Walk up to a woman, check the label of her shirt. "Ahah, just as I thought, MADE IN HEAVEN"!
Hey baby your ass looks like a keg, how bout you let me tap that!
GUY: *make sound like an ambulance
Girl: What is that noise?
GUY: It's the ambulance coming to pick me up because you took my breath away.
Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
And my all time favorite.
I only have 3 months to live..
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"If I give a businessman 10,000 francs, what is that to him, he is rich. But if I give him a Cohiba cigar, that is style."-Hotel Rwanda
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