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Originally Posted by Tenor CS
Please bear in mind, I am also looking for an animal that costs $20 or less to purchase. Last time I saw ferrets in a pet store, they were $100. And wife just gave me a dirty look when I said skunk.
Her reply: Your farts are all the stink I can handle.
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Promise her you will stop farting if you get the skunk. She will gladly accept that trade. Then just go back on your word. Easy enough!