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A man and woman who had never met before and who were both married to other people,found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, he leaned down and gently woke her saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied. 'Just for tonight, let's pretend we're married.' 'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own blanket.' After a moment or two of silence, he farted.

The End