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Old 02-06-2009, 09:53 AM   #1
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Originally Posted by newcigarz View Post
How many Fart simulator apps have you downloaded Carlos?


Just the one with 16 called "Fart for Free".

You should see what happened with that.
I went across the street while a few friends/neighbors gathered discussing a tree being cut down.
As I approached them, I used #9, which is the longest one (someone did it in their pants for that one).
They all laughed and figured I had a device doing it.
I then showed them the phone, illustrated the multiple ones it can generate and we all laughed.

A few minutes later, the one neighbor who is elderly, farted without being able to apparently contain it.
I immediately yelled out: "that was not my phone!" and everyone laughs.
My neighbor who farted then pulls out his "mickey mouse" type cell phone, holds it in the air and yells: "that was my phone".

He may be old but is still quick witted.
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