He delivered my AARP offer, two months early for good measure.
Never envisioned that day coming.
What's next?
Velcro sneakers
Early bird senior discounts at local restaurants
More grey hairs and ultimately, Q-tip status
Answer questions with "Huh? Did you say something?"
Depends (already piss in my pants thinking I am done and am really not)
Alzheimers
Oh well........
