[Steve]

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?
A turkey that can pluck itself.

Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
"If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy."

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play

What sound does a space turkey make?
Hubble, Hubble, Hubble.

Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
More than enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving

What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, google, google.

Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because he's already stuffed.

What do you call a stuffed animal?
You after thanksgiving.

What holiday do they celebrate in prison?
Shanksgiving.

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi.