For a good laugh, check out
http://www.larstetens.com/about.html on the right read "Lars on Gars". Pretty funny even without the spelling and grammar errors. For example-
"8.The cigars does not follow great people. Great people follow the cigar. It is because of it’s nature, peace. "
Either this guy took a couple blows to the head as a kid or uses his cigars as wrappers for something else...