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Originally Posted by Porch Dweller
I once almost got pummeled by three Marines in Stuttgart after I told them the only Marine joke I know:
Q: Why does the Navy keep Marines on their ships?
A: Because sheep would be too obvious.
Yeah, Marines don't enjoy non-Marines making jokes about them.  A couple of rounds of beers settled everything down, though. |
Q: Why did the navy invent powered soap?
A: Takes long to pick it up when you drop it in the shower.
Q: What sound does sh!t make when it hits the fan?
A: Marrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiine