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Old 03-13-2014, 01:48 PM   #11
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Default Re: marine on a plane

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Originally Posted by Subvet642 View Post
It would take a Marine to fit his wiener in a tiny little Coke bottle spout.





I once almost got pummeled by three Marines in Stuttgart after I told them the only Marine joke I know:

Q: Why does the Navy keep Marines on their ships?

A: Because sheep would be too obvious.

Yeah, Marines don't enjoy non-Marines making jokes about them. A couple of rounds of beers settled everything down, though.
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