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Originally Posted by Subvet642
It would take a Marine to fit his wiener in a tiny little Coke bottle spout. 
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I once almost got pummeled by three Marines in Stuttgart after I told them the only Marine joke I know:
Q: Why does the Navy keep Marines on their ships?
A: Because sheep would be too obvious.
Yeah, Marines don't enjoy non-Marines making jokes about them.

A couple of rounds of beers settled everything down, though.