I saw a fat chic down the bar, her T-shirt said, "Watch out, I'm a maneater!" I went up to her and said "Excuse me love, about your T-shirt slogan."
She stopped me and angrily said, "Oh let me guess, you want to know how many men I've eaten?! Well I can't help my size you know!"
I said "Actually no, I wasn't going to say that at all."
She looked happier and smiled as she said, "Okay, what did you want to say then?"
"That's not how you spell Manatee
