By the way, anyone is eligible to win those sports TVs we are giving away this year.
http://www.onikc.com/contest.html
So if you want a flat screen for your man or woman cave, you really should sign up.
Usually we give away a couple racing go-karts, (explains contest rule No.8) but this year,
ehhh, we cheaped out I guess. The POOL of contestants is usually not all that huge,
nothing close to a national contest, so again, I URGE you to sign up, your odds are really
great for a contest. Make sure you let me know if you are a asylum member and you win,
because usually I don't care who wins, but that would make it really cool for me.