Redneck GPS
Two guys were fishing on a river.
One catches the biggest catfish either one had ever seen. He says to his buddy, "We need to remember this spot so we can come back here again."
His buddy pulls a pen out of his pocket and makes a big 'X' on the bottom of his boat.
The first guy looks at his buddy, shaking his head in disgust. "You idiot! What if we bring another boat next time?"
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...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied,
Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide
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