It was too cold to screw around too much this morning so I just called AAA (I pay for it, I might as well use it).
The dude came out, puttered around a bit and then got on the ground and thumped the hell out of the gas tank while I cranked it and gave it gas. It started up in a about 2 minutes.
I am a very happy man.
The dude suggested some fuel line antifreeze so my first stop was at Pep Boys.
Thanks for all the help fellas.