Dewey
Little Dewey was at football practice one day and the coach said "Who here thinks they can jump higher than the goal posts"
Immediately little Dewey said, "Ooh me sir, me!"
The coach then said, "But Dewey you're the worst player on the team!"
Then Dewey said, "I know, but goalposts can’t jump!"
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...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied,
Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide
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