Re: Chuck Norris Is 72 Today!!
Some magicians can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
The Boogie Man checks his closet every night for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris never sleeps. He waits...
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