Are you sleeping on the couch these days?
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Originally Posted by Ogre
The top 10 reasons a Harley is better then a women!!!
Number 10: She's always ready to be mounted
Number 9: When she's fat, it's a good thing
Number 8: She's never jealous (But you are!)
Number 7: Saddle bags look good on her
Number 6: If something's wrong, you can actually figure out what it is
Number 5: loud pipes
Number 4: If you choke her, the cops don't come
Number 3: A threesome? OKay.
Number 2: The harder you ride her, the hotter she gets
And the number reason a Harley is better than a woman . . .
She has an off switch!!!
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