Told in my best Scottish accent
Two Scots are sitting in a pub swapping stories, the older of the two looks out the window and says.
"Look there lad, you see that fence that runs as far as the eye can see, I built that fence with my own two hands, stone by stone, day after day but do you think they call me MacGregor the fence builder? ney."
"Now, look out to the ocean, you see that dock that stretches as far as the eye can see? I built that dock with my own two hands, plank by plank, day after day, but do you think they call me MacGregor the dock builder? ney."
"Ahhhh, but you **** one goat!!!!"
