Happy Birthday Paul!!
For your birthday present, I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.
I bought you some gift-wrap for your B-Day. I took it to the Gift Wrap
Department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so you would know when to stop unwrapping.
Then I got you a humidifier and a dehumidifier... You can put them in the
same room and let them fight it out.
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Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!