[Bluetick]

A wife took her husband to a strip club for his b'day...

At the club
Doorman: Hey Jim! How r u?
Wife: How does he know u?
Jim: We play Golf!

Barman: The usual Jim?
Jim to his wife: He's on the Darts Team!

Lap Dancer: The special again Jim?

The Wife storms out dragging Jim with her & jumps into a taxi..

Driver: Hey Jimmy boy..
U picked an ugly one this time...Same Hotel?!