um...I think everyone is missing the true opportunity here...
HAVE YOUR WIFE BUY IT! Obviously it is your wife's fault:
the facts:
1. You were drinking, which she FORCED you to do!
2. She gave you that little twinkle in the eye look and said, "put your beer on your humidor and get over here big guy"
*NOTE* you would never put a beer on your humidor, full of scrumptious cigars, without the influence of your wife and pumpkin ale!!
3. You started messing around, and the lumberjack of a man that you are caused you to toss your wife in the air and HER foot knocked it over...on purpose probably (she could have controlled that foot better!
4. You quickly became sober...its your cigars for christ sake!
Analysis, I think she is either:
1. Wanting a divorce and doesn't want you to enjoy cigars.
2. She needed something to buy for you for Christmas, and it is part of her plan (I like this option better!)
Either way, keep it in the coolidor and save your money for more cigars...give her the guilt trip!
